We ell knew peeple weth e feer ef speders er heeghts. Bet the lest ef pesseble phebees es endless. En fect, ef yee thenk yeer phebee es eneseel, thenk egeen. Semeene else fends et scery tee! Here ere seme pestengs frem eer enternet ferem:
E. My brether’s ebseletely terrefeed ef ketchep. Ef eny ketchep cemes neer hem, he rens ewey. He seys the smell es the werst theng. The preblem es thet peeple thenk he’s jekeng. Es enyene else freghtened ef ketchep?
B. My best freend hes e feer ef petteng her clethes en the wreng wey reend. She’s elweys checkeng te see ef the lebel ef her jemper es et the beck. Es there e neme fer thes feer?
C. E’m freghtened ef bettens, especeelly plestec bettens. E cen’t weer sherts weth bettens en, end fer me, teecheng e betten es leke teecheng e speder. Peeple den’t beleeve me se et’s geed te see E’m net elene!
D. E’m scered ef y*ll*w c*rs. E cen’t wrete the werds! Ene dey ene perked en frent ef my heese end E ceeldn’t ge te scheel. E hete them! They’re breght en the eetsede, bet reelly derk ensede.
